2008

“Men trust their ears less than their eyes.”
— Herodotus (via whokilled)

I'm still laughing.

G: her tumblr is like [redacted]reblogged
me: i'm not familiar with her
G: her last few posts are reblogs of me.
me: ha! i just saw that
me: weird that she doesn't add anything
ever
G: what could she add? you don't go to the louvre and draw pants on the Mona Lisa!
me: hahahahaha
All I ever do is reblog. I never put up things by me; I don't have the time and it seems unnecessary.
I use tumblr as a tool to discover things. Things I like, I collect by reblogging.

whokilled: “Don’t reach out for me, can’t you see I’m...

Brilliant Breast Cancer Awareness Video

WTF Youtube deleted the Rickroll video! :(

“Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get —...”
— Katharine Hepburn (via...

“This is love, isn’t it? When you notice someone’s absence...”
— Everything is Illuminated (via...

“Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just...”
— Anne Lamott (via onherway)...

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emilyposts: I wish breaking up with friends was as easy as breaking up with boyfriends. There really...

“If everything seems under control, you’re just not...”
—  Mario Andretti

What is the real title?

onemoretimewithfeeling: Would You Happen to Be My Maternal Parent? Young Charles and the...

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when...”
— Ernest Hemingway (via...

A Lecture About English

onemoretimewithfeeling: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In...

“One day Alice came to a fork in the road and saw a Cheshire...”
—  Lewis Carroll (via...

“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own,...”
— Louis Sabin (via emilyposts)

“Tomorrow never happens. It’s all the same fucking day, man.”
— Janis Joplin (via whokilled)

“The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you...”
— Winston Churchill

“Men have become the tools of their tools.”
— Henry David Thoreau

“Try to learn something about everything and everything about...”
— Thomas H. Huxley

I miss the show Alias. When it was...

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I Long to Hold Some Lady

whokilled: by Leonard Cohen Alas, I cannot travel,To a love I have so deepOr sleep too close...

Banana Bread

emilyposts: I decide to make some Banana Bread tonite as my bananas were all brown and smushy. I...

Me: Mom, Michael Phelps is not there to giggle in the pool after every race. He's like, hardcore.
Mom: Well, I'm just saying he should relax a little, have some fun. I want to grab his face and be like (in a joker voice) 'why so serious?'

seriously folks,

emilyposts: marry someone who makes you laugh every day. it’s awesome (via sweett)

Sexual harassment okay as it ensures humans...

“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you...”
— Bill Watterson (via...

“Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with...”
— Einstein

“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not...”
— Einstein

“Happiness is made up of those tiny successes. The big ones...”
—  Norman Lear

Listen

“Also, I enjoy texting. Have you heard of it? You type stuff...”
— S. (via saramcpherson &...

jessicap: Dear self, If he wanted to call you, he would. If he wanted to see you, he would. Don’t...

“ ‘I Wanna Hold Your Hand.’ First single. Fucking brilliant....”
— David Levithan & Rachel...

“Very often when I am introduced to women, I think, “What is...”
— Robertson Davies, The Diary of...

“To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild...”
— William Blake, Auguries of...

“I’m trying to start “That’s What She Implied” jokes. Pass it...”
— Whateva (via cultrvultr) (via...

“A truth that’s told with bad intent beats all the lies...”
— William Blake

“Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start...”
—  Holden Caulfield

“He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest...”
— President George Bush ended a...

“If a little day-dreaming is dangerous, the cure for it is...”
—  Marcel Proust

“You don’t get anything clean without getting something...”
— Cecil Baxter

“If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell...”
— Virginia Woolf

Life Is Funny

Tanya: There's this woman sitting behind me on the train. In one of those horizontal seats. And every time she laughs my seat shakes. She laughs alot.

“Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great...”
— Denis Diderot (via...

“A woman watches her body uneasily, as though it were an...”
—  Leonard Cohen Quotes (via...

“Here is the first passionate love-letter I have ever written...”
— Oscar Wilde, The Picture of...

“Oh, that I was where I would be, Then I would be where I am...”
—  “Katy Cruel”,...

“All the changes in the world, for good or evil, were first...”
— Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

Angular Momentum

“I see when men love women. They give them but a little of...”
— Oscar Wilde (via lifeasart)

“Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the...”
— Euripides (via whokilled)

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“Love is a perk elf dancing a merry little jig, and then...”
— Matt Groening (via tumblinas)

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jessicap: adamo

“Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what...”
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.

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“It is a fine thing to begin but is a far greater thing to...”
— — Elie Wiesel

“Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a blank piece of...”
— Douglas Adams (via travors)...

“Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right...”
— Arthur Miller

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“A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it’s better than...”
— Rita Mae Brown (via...

I'm Not There

whokilled: On A Certain Female’s Certain Ignorance Of Love.by John Wilmot To love a girl’s a waste...

“Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the...”
— W.B. Yeats (via whokilled)

“Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for love, and...”
— Moliere (via lifeasart)

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“The woman we love is ever the prettiest of her sex.”
— Napoleon (via whokilled)

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“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
—   Robert Frost

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I love this quote, and the whole collection...

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“A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she...”
— W. Somerset Maugham (via...

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“The moment when you reload your rifle.”
— Bob Dylan, defining peace....

burningfencepost: Who needs religion when you’ve got women.

All women should live long enough to be...

tumblinas: Toward the end of Sunday service, the Pastor asked, “How many of you have forgivenyour...

“Senator McCain’s not here. He probably wanted to distance...”
— Bush re: the candidates...

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“A news story should be like a mini skirt on a pretty woman....”
—  Anonymous Texas news editor....

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Historys My Hobby Get Your Own - Laugh Lines...

“I’ve been called worse things by better people.”
— Pierre Trudeau, when Richard...

“A wise man will walk away for love.”
— Leonard Cohen (via whokilled)

“Being Irish, I have an abiding sense of tragedy which...”
— W.B. Yeats (via whokilled)

“I don’t consider myself a pessimist at all. I think of a...”
— Leonard Cohen (via whokilled)

“When you walk on eggshells long enough, it becomes difficult...”
— me (via tumblinas)

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Proverbs

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“Ah, but a man’s reach should exceed his grasp. Or...”
— Robert Browning

“Poetry is just the evidence of your life. If your life is...”
— Leonard Cohen

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“People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s...”
— Eat, Pray, Love (via...

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“Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you...”
— Benjamin Disraeli (via vinh)...

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“You may delay, but time will not.”
—  Benjamin Franklin

I’m experiencing one of those moments when all you want to do is curl up in bed, watch...

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“Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in...”
— Bertrand Russell

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“Sex is the woman’s right, not the man’s. A man has a duty to...”
— Judaism 101: Kosher Sex (via...

“The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a...”
— Robert Brault (via...

“Your job will never love you back.”
— (via jessicap) This is sad yet...

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“I noticed a little while ago that I was using the word...”
— Seth’s Blog: Sort of, just and...

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”
— No idea who said this, but...

elkie: Eyes of Tiger (via Isadora Ribeiro)

“And by the way, everything in life is worth writing about if...”
— Sylvia Plath (via...

“Embrace” - Deborah Howard

Me: talking to him makes me so happy
P: (:
Me: no
thats bad
very very bad
P: he's kind of like a drug
makes you all happy
and then depressed afterwards
as long as you have your daily dose, you should be fine, right?
Me: no, because the crashes get worse and worse every time
P: then take more of him
Me: he wont let me
P: ):

No Sex?

Set Fire to the Third Bar (Snow Patrol)

I find the map and draw a straight line Over rivers, farms, and state lines The distance from...

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Aim: Telling and Styling a story with visuals, audio (music and ambient sounds), dialogue,...

flyingcow: are you hooking up with some guy?
saphiraluna: OMG I WISH

“If you tell the truth, you won’t have to remember what...”
— Abraham Lincoln

yet you remain

I sit here, waiting for you. I write our names together and draw a heart around them. I imagine you,...

wishes

there is a bandage on your arm - broken you say. is there a bandage for my heart that will take...

if i put my hand in yours what would you do? would you hold on tight and never let go? or would you...

Being lonely makes you feel cold. All the time. even on a summer day, with the hot sun blazing...

“And the best of all ways To lengthen our days Is to steal a...”
— Thomas Moore

“Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing...”
— Paulo Coelho

Im Just Happy To dance With You

my heart

eager to love unwilling to hate hard to take easy to break