You Can't Stop the Signal...

What is the real title?

onemoretimewithfeeling:

1. Would You Happen to Be My Maternal Parent?
2. Young Charles and the Confectioner’s Plant
3. Sleep Well, Lunar Body
4. Messy-haired Scarred Boy and the Room That Shouldn’t Be Talked About
5. The Place Where Unruly Monsters Run Around
6. Land Surrounded By Water and the Coloful Sea Mammals
7. The Small Dwelling on the Plain
8. Where the Maroon Plant Sprouts
9. I Will Cherish You For All Time
10. A Bunch of Stories About Unlucky Things That Happen
11. A Slight Crease in an Indefinite Amount of Hours
12. A Yellow Round Thing With an Arrow That Spins
13. Strong Very Young Men Detectives
14. The Native American in the Cabinet
15. Ebony Male Equine
16. Small Young Ladies
17. Village of Warm Coals
18. Stories of an Elementary School Loser
19. Do Not Allow The Gray & White Bird to Conduct the Large Vehicle
20. Over the Hill Screamer
21. Journal of a Weakling Child

We had a “Children’s Party” in our stores across the country this past Saturday. One of the stores created this as an activity. We worked on it in my last meeting and I thought it was pretty fun, especially if you like children’s books like I do. I’ll post the answers later if you’re interested.

A Lecture About English

onemoretimewithfeeling:

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”

A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

[via here]

I miss the show Alias. When it was good.